有一架飞机上面坐有一美国人一个德国人一个日本人和一个中国人.飞机飞到一半突然没油了,机长宣布必须有一人跳机以减轻重量.于是那美国人就发挥其个人英雄主义精神走到飞机舱口高呼一声:"美利坚和众国万岁!!"然后就跳下去了!飞机继续飞.....这时机长又宣布:重量还是太重了,还得跳下去一个人!于是德国人就站出来,走到飞机舱口,高呼一声:"德意志帝国万岁!!"也跟着跳了下去!飞机继续飞.....这时机长又宣布说:不行,还是重了,必须再跳下去一个人!中国人看了日本人一眼,站起来走到了飞机舱口,日本人赶紧走过来紧紧握住中国人的手:"好兄弟,我不会忘了你的!"中国人高呼一声:"中华人民共和国万岁!!"接着一脚把日本人给踹下去了!!....
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愚蠢的小日本
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活该！就得这样对付土鳖！
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好极了,中国人就是聪明
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好！！！！！
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就是应该!
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难难难难难
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cool
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你说这是讽刺中国人还是日本人呀？？？大家仔细琢磨琢磨!
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一路笑到底！
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踹下去的是小犬吗？！
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顶。。。。
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听过只是美国人和德国人下的早了
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如果喊的是“打倒日本帝国主义”可能好点
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不错不错
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要是叫我在上边，我先把机长干下去，再把够日的日本人踹下去再才发挥它们的英雄主义，方趁我意我心。
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高，实在是高
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你小子行呀
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智勇双全，挺解气的---------- 有点简单化了......
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离奇！
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好极了！