A burglar A man went to the police office wishing to speak with the burglar who had broken into his house the night before. "You will get your chance in court." said the Desk Sergeant. "No, no, no." said the man. "I want to know how he got into the house without waking my wife. I've been trying to do that for years."
热心网友
入室行窃一位男士来到警察局，试图找前一天晚上闯入他家行窃的小偷谈话。会客室的警官说：“你在法庭上会有机会和他说话的。”“不，不，不，”男士说：“我想知道他走进房子时怎么会没有惊醒我的太太。我试过很多年了，都没有成功。”（不会是拿去发表吧，稿费算俺一半。）
热心网友
入室行窃一位男士来到警察局，试图找前一天晚上闯入他家行窃的小偷谈话。会客室的警官说：“你在法庭上会有机会和他说话的。”“不，不，不，”男士说：“我想知道他走进房子时怎么会没有惊醒我的太太。我试过很多年了，都没有成功。”哈哈