Your application for admission to my love has beengiven careful consideration. I regret to advise youthat I am unable to offer you admission and realizethis news will be a disappointment to you. Due torestrictions of the law (one husband & one wife)and time support, I must sometimes refuse even highlyqualified applicants.Thank you for your interest in my love. I wish youevery success in your future endeavours.
热心网友
非常有意思的幽默。采用很正是得商务信函模式撰写，内容却反差很大，令人忍俊不禁。我对阁下的示爱申请认真予以考虑，但抱歉告知您您的申请未获批准，而且鄙人亦认为此决定将令您失望。由于法律限制（一夫一妻制）以及时间限制（time support请在斟酌），某些时候鄙人无奈必须拒绝一些非常合格的申请人。承蒙示爱，鄙人不胜感激。望您未来努力成功！.
热心网友
Your application for admission to my love has beengiven careful consideration。 I regret to advise youthat I am unable to offer you admission and realizethis news will be a disappointment to you。 Due torestrictions of the law (one husband & one wife)and time support, I must sometimes refuse even highlyqualified applicants。Thank you for your interest in my love。 I wish youevery success in your future endeavours。 我已经仔细考虑过你对我的爱。我很抱歉我不能接受，尽管这消息会让你失望。由于法律（一夫一妻）和时间的约束，我不得不拒绝你这样好的人。还是谢谢你对我的爱。我祝你将来事事顺风。翻译过程中有恰当增减，不过大概都对。
热心网友
一封拒绝的信，会让你失恋的
热心网友
哈哈！搞笑的内容……怎么想出来的-_-